Stupid Songs

Title: Stupid Songs
Rating: All Audiences
Starring: Eowyn and Merry
Genre: Horror/Romance.
Warnings: Heh. You know I love my Alternative Universes, don't you? Oh, I do.
Notes: The 'songs' are modified poems stolen from Dorothy Parker, Oscar
Wilde and Edwin Arlington Robinson. Ah, poetry. I'm surely going to
hell.


( Time to rest, at last. )

Tea

Title: Tea
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternate Universe ficlet
Plot: Diamond gets to know Pippin a little bit better. Yikes.

( AAAAARRROOOOOOO!! )

Secret Love

Title: Secret Love
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternative Universe Horror (Sorta) Ficlet
Plot: Rose has an odd wasting illness. Whatever could be causing it?
Note: Frodo's poem is by William Blake

( So loving. )

Fickle

Title: Fickle
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Character-study post-quest ficlet
Plot: Pippin's wife, Diamond, talks him through the aftermath of a bitter nightmare.

( Tell me. )

Home Again, Home Again

Title: Home Again, Home Again
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Just how did the writer of the Red Book know what Frodo's journey on that last ship was like?

( It was pouring. )

Dreams and Realities

Title: Dreams and Realities
Rating: All Audiences
Pairing: Elanor and...someone else.
Genre: Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Yes, the Shire has Yule and Mistletoe and waltzing and everything!

( Smooch. )

Spring Regrets

Title: Spring Regrets
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest ficlet
Plot: Frodo says a reluctant goodbye.

( And good riddance. )

The Bond

Title: The Bond
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternative Universe horror/romance, 'The Hobbit' ficlet
Starring: Bilbo Baggins
Plot: Bilbo wasn't the only one with the strength to give up the ring.

( Patience in the dark places pays. )

Comprehension

Title: Comprehension
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternative Universe horror ficlet
Plot: Sam is clued in to the true power of the Ring.

( Grimy. )

Hawt Chocolate

Title: Hawt Chocolate
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Frodo/Rose
Warnings: None
Plot: Oh, DEAR, poor Rosie's half frozen! What to do, what to do?!

( Brrr! )

Hall of Fire

Title: Hall of Fire
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest slash romance/drama
Starring: Merry and Pippin
Plot: Merry is inspired by the elves to take a chance. Perhaps unwisely.

( The old saying of Elves being merry as children was so wonderfully true. )

Haikus!

I got into a filthy LOTR themed haiku war once upon a time. Enjoy!

( Hello, poetry lovers! )

Dreme

Title: Dreme
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Post Quest drama/humor/hurt-comfort
Plot: Frodo wakes up in a strange land.


( Where am I? )

Boffin'

Title: Boffin'
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Folco Boffin just about every gal in sight
Warnings: None
Plot: At a low (high?) point in his life Folco is the imaginative Walter Mitty of the Shire.


( PocketaPocketaPocketa! )

Blindfold

Title: Blindfold
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Romance/Character Study
Starring: Frodo, Sam and Rosie
Plot: Captured by Faramir's men, Frodo remembers happier times and realizes something terribly important.

( Guess Me )

Barrow Downer

Title: Barrow Downer
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternate Universe/humor/horror
Plot: On the Barrow Downs, Frodo confronts a horror he reeeeeally didn't expect.
Note: The poetry and some of the action is all bastardized Tolkien.

( Delays, delays. )

Miracles

Title: Miracles
Fandom: LOST
Rating: Adult ficlet
Starring: Claire and whats-his-ears
Plot: Claire has an unexpected reunion with someone she never thought she'd see again.
Note: I wrote this just after watching the pilot so I realize the timing is all off for it to be plausible but oh, well! This is my only LOST story.

( Paradise )