bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 03:17 pm)
Title: Boffin'
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Folco Boffin just about every gal in sight
Warnings: None
Plot: At a low (high?) point in his life Folco is the imaginative Walter Mitty of the Shire.


PocketaPocketaPocketa! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 03:00 pm)
Title: Dreme
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Post Quest drama/humor/hurt-comfort
Plot: Frodo wakes up in a strange land.


Where am I? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:54 pm)
I got into a filthy LOTR themed haiku war once upon a time. Enjoy!

Hello, poetry lovers! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:37 pm)
Title: Hall of Fire
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest slash romance/drama
Starring: Merry and Pippin
Plot: Merry is inspired by the elves to take a chance. Perhaps unwisely.

The old saying of Elves being merry as children was so wonderfully true. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:21 pm)
Title: Hawt Chocolate
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Frodo/Rose
Warnings: None
Plot: Oh, DEAR, poor Rosie's half frozen! What to do, what to do?!

Brrr! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 01:52 pm)
Title: Comprehension
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternative Universe horror ficlet
Plot: Sam is clued in to the true power of the Ring.

Grimy. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 01:31 pm)
Title: The Bond
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternative Universe horror/romance, 'The Hobbit' ficlet
Starring: Bilbo Baggins
Plot: Bilbo wasn't the only one with the strength to give up the ring.

Patience in the dark places pays. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 01:24 pm)
Title: Spring Regrets
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest ficlet
Plot: Frodo says a reluctant goodbye.

And good riddance. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 01:17 pm)
Title: Dreams and Realities
Rating: All Audiences
Pairing: Elanor and...someone else.
Genre: Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Yes, the Shire has Yule and Mistletoe and waltzing and everything!

Smooch. )
Title: Home Again, Home Again
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Just how did the writer of the Red Book know what Frodo's journey on that last ship was like?

It was pouring. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 12:50 pm)
Title: Fickle
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Character-study post-quest ficlet
Plot: Pippin's wife, Diamond, talks him through the aftermath of a bitter nightmare.

Tell me. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 12:42 pm)
Title: Secret Love
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternative Universe Horror (Sorta) Ficlet
Plot: Rose has an odd wasting illness. Whatever could be causing it?
Note: Frodo's poem is by William Blake

So loving. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
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Tea

( Sep. 22nd, 2009 12:11 pm)
Title: Tea
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Alternate Universe ficlet
Plot: Diamond gets to know Pippin a little bit better. Yikes.

AAAAARRROOOOOOO!! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 11:41 am)
Title: Stupid Songs
Rating: All Audiences
Starring: Eowyn and Merry
Genre: Horror/Romance.
Warnings: Heh. You know I love my Alternative Universes, don't you? Oh, I do.
Notes: The 'songs' are modified poems stolen from Dorothy Parker, Oscar
Wilde and Edwin Arlington Robinson. Ah, poetry. I'm surely going to
hell.


Time to rest, at last. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 21st, 2009 02:58 pm)
Title: In the Garden
Rating: Adult ficlet
Pairing: Merry/Pippin (Eowyn's lurking about, too)
Plot: True confession time in the gardens at the Houses of Healing.


In the bushes? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 21st, 2009 02:43 pm)
Title: At Play
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Humor, Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Sam and Frodo watches some Shire kids playing and discuss artistic license.

ACK! ARRRGH! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 20th, 2009 01:09 pm)
Title: Pat, Pat, Pat
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Pre-quest, humor, romance
Pairing: Merry/Pearl
Synopsis: The Tooks are trying to make poor, sick Merry feel better. Or not.

Paste? )
Title: Passionfruit
Genre: Humor, Parody
Rating: All Audiences
Pairing: Sam/Frodo
Note: The Sam/Frodo pairing in LOTR fandom is rife with cliches and one day I just snapped and wrote this at work. (Slow day.)

GOAL! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 18th, 2009 03:17 pm)
Title: The Field
Rating: ADULT, whoa, adult, adult, adult.
Pairings: Frodo/Merry/Pippin and Sam/Rose
Warnings: None. Enjoy!
Synopsis: It's Spring and time to bless the fields. And time to grow up a little.
Note: (Pippin's song was stolen from a poem, uh, the author of which I can't remember. Sorry.)

Did I mention adult? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 18th, 2009 02:49 pm)
Title: Winterfilth
Rating: Adult humor
Pairing: Rose/Frodo (cough!)
Warnings: Now, that would spoil it.


This is based on a true story. )
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