bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 23rd, 2009 10:15 pm)
Title: Brilliance
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: humor/hurt comfort, slash & het
Starring: Frodo/Sam, Merry, Pippin and various other survivors of the War of the Ring
Plot: An innocent party game in the Houses of Healing casts a light on a great deal.


Should we be playing with this? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 23rd, 2009 09:43 pm)
Name: Catch
Fandom/MainCharacter: LOTR ~ √Čomer
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest drama/humor
Betas: Many, many thanks go out to Hanarobi and Claudia for their fantastic betas. Even more thanks to whichever of the 3 Stooges put all those fiddly lines above the E in Eomer's name. (Notice I'm clearly incapable of doing it. Heh!)

Note: This ficlet was dedicated to Lorie, a dear friend to many people who, sadly, lost her battle with cancer shortly after receiving the many beautiful stories the [livejournal.com profile] lories_friends comm put together for her. I'm extremely honored to have been able to participate in cheering Lorie up during her final illness and I'm so gratified that my last LOTR story was for such a good cause. And that she liked it. Godspeed, Lorie.

Summary: In the heady moments after the Fall of Sauron someone has to be practical, damn it.


DING! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 06:48 pm)
Title: Blindfold
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Romance/Character Study
Starring: Frodo, Sam and Rosie
Plot: Captured by Faramir's men, Frodo remembers happier times and realizes something terribly important.

Guess Me )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 03:17 pm)
Title: Boffin'
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Folco Boffin just about every gal in sight
Warnings: None
Plot: At a low (high?) point in his life Folco is the imaginative Walter Mitty of the Shire.


PocketaPocketaPocketa! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 03:00 pm)
Title: Dreme
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Post Quest drama/humor/hurt-comfort
Plot: Frodo wakes up in a strange land.


Where am I? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:54 pm)
I got into a filthy LOTR themed haiku war once upon a time. Enjoy!

Hello, poetry lovers! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:37 pm)
Title: Hall of Fire
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest slash romance/drama
Starring: Merry and Pippin
Plot: Merry is inspired by the elves to take a chance. Perhaps unwisely.

The old saying of Elves being merry as children was so wonderfully true. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 02:21 pm)
Title: Hawt Chocolate
Rating: Adult
Pairing: Frodo/Rose
Warnings: None
Plot: Oh, DEAR, poor Rosie's half frozen! What to do, what to do?!

Brrr! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 01:24 pm)
Title: Spring Regrets
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Quest ficlet
Plot: Frodo says a reluctant goodbye.

And good riddance. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 01:17 pm)
Title: Dreams and Realities
Rating: All Audiences
Pairing: Elanor and...someone else.
Genre: Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Yes, the Shire has Yule and Mistletoe and waltzing and everything!

Smooch. )
Title: Home Again, Home Again
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Just how did the writer of the Red Book know what Frodo's journey on that last ship was like?

It was pouring. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 22nd, 2009 12:50 pm)
Title: Fickle
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Character-study post-quest ficlet
Plot: Pippin's wife, Diamond, talks him through the aftermath of a bitter nightmare.

Tell me. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 21st, 2009 02:58 pm)
Title: In the Garden
Rating: Adult ficlet
Pairing: Merry/Pippin (Eowyn's lurking about, too)
Plot: True confession time in the gardens at the Houses of Healing.


In the bushes? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 21st, 2009 02:43 pm)
Title: At Play
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Humor, Post-quest ficlet
Plot: Sam and Frodo watches some Shire kids playing and discuss artistic license.

ACK! ARRRGH! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 20th, 2009 01:09 pm)
Title: Pat, Pat, Pat
Rating: All Audiences
Genre: Pre-quest, humor, romance
Pairing: Merry/Pearl
Synopsis: The Tooks are trying to make poor, sick Merry feel better. Or not.

Paste? )
Title: Passionfruit
Genre: Humor, Parody
Rating: All Audiences
Pairing: Sam/Frodo
Note: The Sam/Frodo pairing in LOTR fandom is rife with cliches and one day I just snapped and wrote this at work. (Slow day.)

GOAL! )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 18th, 2009 03:17 pm)
Title: The Field
Rating: ADULT, whoa, adult, adult, adult.
Pairings: Frodo/Merry/Pippin and Sam/Rose
Warnings: None. Enjoy!
Synopsis: It's Spring and time to bless the fields. And time to grow up a little.
Note: (Pippin's song was stolen from a poem, uh, the author of which I can't remember. Sorry.)

Did I mention adult? )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 18th, 2009 02:49 pm)
Title: Winterfilth
Rating: Adult humor
Pairing: Rose/Frodo (cough!)
Warnings: Now, that would spoil it.


This is based on a true story. )
bloodcount: Count Bloodcount, the vampire from the Loonie Tunes cartoons. (LOTR Ovaltine)
( Sep. 18th, 2009 02:29 pm)
Title: Wrapped
Fandom: LOTR drama ficlet
Pairing: Sam/Frodo/Ring
Rating: Adult
Synopsis: Sam sees Frodo doing something he really shouldn't.

If he puts it in his mouth, I'll die... )
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